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Old 18-09-2010, 17:24   #1
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Default I have invented a kitchen cleaner that kills 0.1% of bacteria...

...I plan to sell the secret to Dettol.
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...I plan to sell the secret to Dettol.
Ah,but are you 99.9% sure it kills 0.1%?............
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Ah,but are you 99.9% sure it kills 0.1%?............
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