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Old 24-12-2006, 18:32   #1
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Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole looking skyward. A passing blond young lady was curious as to what was going on, so goes up to the men and enquires. "we've been sent to measure the height of the flagpole, but have forgotten to bring a ladder" replies one of the men. At that, the blond produces an adjustable spanner out of her handbag an procedes to unbolt the flagpole and lie it down on the ground. Then, out comes a tape measure and she duly runs it along the flagpole, "6 Metres" she says with a smile, then returns the pole to its upright position, and then carries on her way.

One Irishman turns to the other and says "typical blond, you ask her for the height and she gives you the length"
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But if she was measuring the length would she tell the truth
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But if she was measuring the length would she tell the truth
depends on whether or not she's dating you
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