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Old 20-03-2009, 23:47   #1
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What do you call a Cow with no legs?






















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Old 21-03-2009, 04:01   #2
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Old 21-03-2009, 21:16   #3
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Hee hee like it.
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Chris,that joke is dire.................
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Old 22-03-2009, 01:28   #5
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Chris,that joke is dire.................
I heard it on the car radio the other day told by a 10yr old kid on some football phone-in. Luckily I was sitting at some lights at the time 'cos I nearly PMSL.

He told it so much better than me.
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Kids telling jokes is always much funnier, and kids expressions are funny too....
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Kids telling jokes is always much funnier, and kids expressions are funny too....
This kid was great. Very witty even when talking about football. Had the radio presenters in stitches.

Pity he was a Maggie.
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Rob if you had heard the full conversation with the ten year old live on the radio you would not be saying that.

They actually pressurised him into telling a joke and in my eyes with him being only 10 years old he came through with flying colours.
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