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Old 10-07-2008, 01:08   #1
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Found this from 2003. Great joke.

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Two irishmen walk into a petshop. Right away they go to the bird section and Mick says to Paddy: "Dats dem"
The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help.
"Yeah, we'll take 4 of dem der budgies in dat cage op der" says Mick. "Put dem in a pepper bag".
The shopkeeper does as asked and the 2 pay for the birds and leave. They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 500 ft drop.
"Dis looks loike a grand place" says Mick. He then takes 2 birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a splat. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says "Fock dat, dis Budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me . . . !!!"

But there's more . . .

A few minutes later, Seamus approaches and is carrying another paper bag. He then pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
"Watch dis Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as halfway down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is another splat and he joins Mick at the bottom of the cliff.
Paddy shakes his head and says "An' oim never troyin dat parrot shooting either . . . !!!"

And more . . . .

After a few minutes, Sean stroles up. He too has been to the petshop and walks up with his paper bag. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result. Once more, Paddy shakes his head. "Fock me Sean, first der was Mick wit his Budgie jumpin' , den Seamus Parrot shooting, and now you fockin Hen gliding !!!!!"




No birds or irishmen were harmed during the making of this joke.
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Old 10-07-2008, 01:39   #2
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Wow, i've not seen or read that for ages - still makes me chuckle ! Good find !
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Wow, i've not seen or read that for ages - still makes me chuckle ! Good find !
I've found quite a few good threads by viewing "Who's Online" and having a peep at what the guests are viewing. Delves right into the archives sometimes.
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