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Old 30-04-2008, 09:33   #1
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Smile Just a few jokes

I'm a little mouse named Keith
I circumcise men with my teeth
I don't do it for leisure
or sexual pleasure
but just for the cheese underneath

For Sale complete set of Encyclopedias 45 volumes. Excellent condition, 1000 ono. No longer needed,got married, wife knows everything!

Blonde wife painting house, husband walks in and can't believe she's doing so well, but has to ask her why she's wearing a leather jacket and a parka. She said hello read the tin, it says for best results put on two coats.

These are probably old jokes but they made me chuckle.
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Old 30-04-2008, 09:42   #2
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Needed a chuckle this morning
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Old 30-04-2008, 10:15   #3
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Love the for sale one!
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Very good, certainly made me smile expecially the FOR SALE one!!
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