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Old 18-10-2008, 09:14   #1
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An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take
a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks'

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take a rectum
out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country
looking for work within twenty-four hours.
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Old 18-10-2008, 16:05   #2
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Old 18-10-2008, 22:59   #4
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ha ha! very funny and very true!
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