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Old 12-08-2008, 19:45   #1
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UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT


Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Yorkshire post comes this story of a couple that drove their car to Tesco only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Old 12-08-2008, 20:55   #2
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I like that one
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Old 12-08-2008, 23:00   #3
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haha thats funny!
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Old 13-08-2008, 18:37   #5
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It gets quite embarrasing at meets when every one is talking like Clarkson and saying stuff like "power" and "horse power".. all I can do is nod and drink me pint!
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