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Old 02-08-2008, 13:59   #1
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This old man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor he thinks he is oversexed. "Why do you think so", asks the doctor.

"Well, I have sex with my wife 3 times a week, 3 times a week with my mistress, 3 times a week with my secretary, and 3 times a week with my bookkeeper.

The doctor says," you'd better take yourself in hand"

The old man says, "I do that 3 times a week too".
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It gets quite embarrasing at meets when every one is talking like Clarkson and saying stuff like "power" and "horse power".. all I can do is nod and drink me pint!
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