Join Date: Dec 2007
Top 10 Reasons
Q: Why do Yugos have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them
Top 10 Reasons to Buy a New Car:
1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.
2. You keep losing dates on left turns.
3. For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway.
4. While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club."
6. When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
7. 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
9. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Registry of Historic Places.
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