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Old 04-10-2010, 16:45   #1
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Default The coffin was being lowered........

.......at a traffic wardens funeral when a voice from inside shouted "I'm not dead! I'm not dead!" to which the vicar replied......


















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Old 04-10-2010, 17:17   #2
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Default Re: The coffin was being lowered........

I like it!

Thought it was going to be this one:
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey" died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for the family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in..... and then the trouble started.

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http://www.zadan.nl/pics/timing/

As were talking trafic wardens and coffins, I just saw this on another site.
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http://www.zadan.nl/pics/timing/

As were talking trafic wardens and coffins, I just saw this on another site.
That is bad.
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