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Old 14-08-2010, 23:17   #1
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Talking Late one night....

......a mugger wearing a ski-mask jumped into the path of a well dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money, he demanded".

Indignant, the affluent man replied "You can't do this- I am a member of Parliament".

"In that case" replied the mugger, "give me MY money!".
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Old 15-08-2010, 12:33   #2
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Smile Re: Late one night....

Too true, but still funny.

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