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Old 09-06-2010, 13:28   #1
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In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle.
For drivers of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required.
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Old 09-06-2010, 14:03   #2
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Old 09-06-2010, 14:23   #3
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That'd be me then
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At least the car that you are adorning with English flags was made in England.

Funny how other people's patriotism stops when their wallet is involved . . . hypocrites
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Old 09-06-2010, 15:14   #5
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Suspect the flags are made in China as well
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Old 09-06-2010, 18:41   #6
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Funnily enough every car I've seen with flags has been French!
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Should I be worried - I drove into my close tonight and one of my neighbours was putting St George type triangular "bunting" up around the guttering of their house and several houses on the adjoining road have St George flags on the front of their houses.............
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At least the car that you are adorning with English flags was made in England.

Funny how other people's patriotism stops when their wallet is involved . . . hypocrites
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At least the car that you are adorning with English flags was made in England.

Funny how other people's patriotism stops when their wallet is involved . . . hypocrites
I have owned only one car not made in the U.K. since obtaining a licience 40 plus years ago......but I still think these flags are chavy
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Most hardcore football supporters dont give a hoot about what car anyone drives.

One mans patriotism isnt always the same as anothers
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......but I still think these flags are chavy.......same here cheap crap.
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I drive the flag every day,don't need to fly it,I'm English and very proud to be so.............Where are the patriotic smilies?
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