A boffin and proud of it
Join Date: Jun 2005
Bloke in pub
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks at something in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he again looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the barman asks him,
"Why do you keep looking at that piece of paper in your pocket?"
The man replies, "It's a photo of my wife.
When she looks sexy, I'll go home."
I don't find it easy to avoid funny noises in cars, but sometimes you just have to.... Or do you?
R.I.P [The Red Zed] MG ZS 180
Join Date: Aug 2005
Re: Bloke in pub
Great jokes nigel you have cheered me up no end.
2005 Black Pearl MK2 MG ZS 180 V6 (Howlin Wolf)
Piper Stainless Steel Exhaust 100mm Slashcut Catback Growler
Janspeed 100 CPSI Stainless Steel Sports Cat
Janspeed 6-2-1 Stainless Steel Exhaust Manifold
ITG Maxogen Open Cone piped to inner wing
Team Dynamics Pro Race 1.2 Matt Neal Limited Edition Alloys
Vredestein Giugiaro Ultrac Tyres
Lowered 30mm on (Motobuild Koni) Springs
Stainless Steel Catch Tank
Sheddists Clutch Kit
NGK Iridium Spark Plugs
Philips X-treme Power Headlight bulbs
Customised Engine Cover
Rear parking sensors
Team Bobin Head
http://teamvalleylandrover.co.uk/ - MG Rover/Landrover XPART Auto Service Centre
http://www.hiperformanceautocentres.co.uk/ - MG Rover XPART Auto Service Centre
www.exv-mobile.co.uk - Mobile valeter in the Kent Area
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