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Old 16-06-2007, 23:13   #1
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Default Bloke in pub

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
After drinking it, he looks at something in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.


After drinking that one, he again looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.



This happens about another seven times before the barman asks him,
"Why do you keep looking at that piece of paper in your pocket?"
The man replies, "It's a photo of my wife.



When she looks sexy, I'll go home."
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Old 17-06-2007, 00:32   #2
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Great jokes nigel you have cheered me up no end.
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