The blonde irons a shirt
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her "What happened?"
She answered, "I was ironing my husbands shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"
"The son of a ***** called back."