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tcb180 07-03-2011 17:55

The Prime Minister
David Cameron was looking for a lady of the night. He found one such girl in a local pub. He said, "I'm the Prime Minister of the UK, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"

She repied, " Mr Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes,my pants as low as my wages, your manhood as hard as the times we're living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol, and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a fecking penny!"

karlZR 07-03-2011 20:17

Re: The Prime Minister
That is awsome!

Sarah1410 08-03-2011 13:23

Re: The Prime Minister

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